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Marcia Simmons, in internet form

Fashion mania

Wednesday, April 09, 2008 4 comments

Jeans are hard to buy! Tell me this, fashion: Don't you think a person with a smaller-than-average waist would also be smaller than average in general? I think so. Apparently you do not!

Dear Fashion:
I know I am a short person with a small waist: 5'2" tall, 25" waist. I actually have kind of long legs for someone my height, yet you somehow expect me to be as thin as I am yet super tall. My inseam is 30" ... but you expect it to be 32" or 34"! That is the inseam of women and men I know who are 7 inches taller than me! I realize shortening pants is possible and lengthening them is not. However, I just don't think there are that many people my weight and waist size who are 7 inches taller. Even those tall skinny models weigh more than me!

Also: I am slim-hipped and still can't fit my hips in your pants a lot of times. Why do you want me to be a boy shape? Somehow you expect me to have a big bottom, so why not hips?

Sincerely,
Marcia

Reader question: What is your inseam and how tall are you? Here's how to find out inseam if you don't know.

(4) Comments

  1. lengli On 4/09/2008 2:41 PM

    I am almost 5'8" and have about a 33" inseam. Most pants have a 32" inseam which means I look gangly and awkward. And heels? Forget it. I would die to have a pair of jeans made expressly for me. One day...one day....

     
    Leona Laurie On 4/09/2008 11:31 PM

    I am 5'9" and I wear pants with a 34" inseam.

     
    Grogged On 4/13/2008 6:30 PM

    I suffer from an affliction by which I am a male who is not ridiculously overweight, yet still tall. Apparently somewhere over the recent years, I became obsolete, because decent jeans no longer seem to come in my size (32x34). I can still find work clothes, because seemingly those males that do share my dimensions still work manual labor (hence, they remain trim & fit), but as for a nice pair of jeans actually meant to wear out for a casual night on the town and not to work on cars? Fuhggetaboutit.

     
    Eric (freiheit) On 4/19/2008 11:34 PM

    I'm all torso: 5'10.5" and a 30" inseam. Actually, I found that a 29.75" inseam fits better, and that's what all the jeans I've bought in the past few years have.