smart kitty

Ex-boyfriend who cheated on me and wouldn't pick me up from the airport when I was sick so I had to puke in the trashcan while I waited for the bus? I forgive you! Thinking of "The Prestige," on the other hand, still sends me into fits of rage. And that song where the guy asks if he'll still be my Superman, the one from like four years ago? I'll punch you if you make me listen to that song. I'll punch you good.

Then there's those saggy-butt Banana Republic jeans I bought six years ago. They looked awesome when I tried them on in the store. Three washes later, they loosened up and made me look like I dropped a load in my pants. But I was broke and didn't have a lot of clothes. So I had to keep wearing those pants and looking all dumb. (I did eventually give them away, but I still resent their existence) There's a pair of Diesel jeans that I have a similar relationship with. They weren't even expensive (thrift store), but I still feel like giving them away is admitting defeat. Jeans can be such assholes.

I bring this up because this weekend I watched two of the worst things ever. "Hot Rod" and the "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" movie both are so terrible that I want to hunt down the people responsible and make them watch "The Prestige."

I love the Lonely Island guys and ATHF, and they let me down. I am disillusioned! I may never get over it.