I got a bad haircut
I will not document this bad haircut with a photo on the internet.
However, this is a terrible haircut that makes me sad. Some work people have told me it is cute, but I am convinced that they are lying to me because they are kind people. (Kind people with good hair. Jealous!)
The worst thing about the haircut is it is making me think about my appearance. I am even writing about it! I normally don't think about it that much! I am naturally cute with adorable curly hair. So I don't usually spend time throughout the day wondering what my hair or face look like and if I need to apply some type of product or attention to either of them.
I have curly hair that is very fine. Sometimes, hairstylists cut it too short and it springs up into some kind of unattractive triangle on the top of my head because it is not heavy enough to weigh the curls down. I am a triangle head! I am a human arrow. I have the haircut of an elderly person.
That is all.
However, this is a terrible haircut that makes me sad. Some work people have told me it is cute, but I am convinced that they are lying to me because they are kind people. (Kind people with good hair. Jealous!)
The worst thing about the haircut is it is making me think about my appearance. I am even writing about it! I normally don't think about it that much! I am naturally cute with adorable curly hair. So I don't usually spend time throughout the day wondering what my hair or face look like and if I need to apply some type of product or attention to either of them.
I have curly hair that is very fine. Sometimes, hairstylists cut it too short and it springs up into some kind of unattractive triangle on the top of my head because it is not heavy enough to weigh the curls down. I am a triangle head! I am a human arrow. I have the haircut of an elderly person.
That is all.
One word: hat.
Posted by
Justin |
1/10/2008 4:09 PM
Twelve words: Gay Puerto Rican stylists know how to cut curly hair.
Posted by
Anonymous |
1/10/2008 10:26 PM
Ha ha! Triangle head!
Posted by
l.ementary |
1/11/2008 12:57 AM
At least you don't have to shave your head every two weeks in some weird salute to Spartacus. Ha! I've got you there, Smart Kitty, and you know it.
I love it when my hair gets tall, because I can rock a faux hawk sans gel or other product.
This concludes my comment.
Posted by
TWM |
1/11/2008 10:34 AM
I'm sure it looks adorable! You should totally post a picture.
Posted by
A Margarita |
1/11/2008 11:45 AM
For better or worse, this reminds me of a Roseanne Barr routine from the early 1990s: "What is Arsenio Hall's haircut all about? It's flat on top and he's got that pointy chin... makes his head look like a black triangle... a big ol' black triangle head... his HEAD looks like MY CROTCH!" (Sorry about that.)
Posted by
Bill McCluskey |
1/11/2008 6:39 PM
I would love to have curly hair like yours, but one solution is straightening your hair until it grows out.
A great straightening iron is around $140 these days, which is kind of expensive but you wouldn't have to buy a wild assortment of hats.
Posted by
Sesa |
1/12/2008 3:25 PM
Beware what you call yourself! I got a really short haircut once and told Leona I looked like a bean head. She still hasn't let me live that one down! She might call you triangle head for the next ten years!
Posted by
Rachel |
1/14/2008 4:50 PM
OK, you can see pictures. These were taken at a worky event, the day after the haircut. Note that I had to pay attention to my hair to make it untriangley. I did not like that. I am on the lookout for gay Puerto Rican stylists.
photo one
photo two
photo three
Posted by
smart kitty |
1/14/2008 6:02 PM
Oh no! Flat iron? Groovy scarf?
Posted by
Felicia |
1/15/2008 11:21 AM
For the record, Rachel got that haircut and called herself a bean head MORE THAN ONCE. (At least 2 times.) She is prone to repetition. I merely followed suit.
Posted by
l.ementary |
1/15/2008 7:46 PM
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