On to the new year
I had Christmas dinner at Feather Falls Casino in Oroville. I don't know what else I can say about that.
UPDATE: Justin came up with a way to help some of the casino slot jockeys that were bumming me out. Some kind of investment banker can stand outside, take their money and invest it for them. I add to this idea: To simulate the thrills of a slot machine, this investment banker would flash lights at them and make loud noises. One out of a million will double their money on the spot, just to keep it exciting. If you are an investment banker who wants to flash lights and make noises at people who are missing teeth, now you know where to go.
UPDATE: Justin came up with a way to help some of the casino slot jockeys that were bumming me out. Some kind of investment banker can stand outside, take their money and invest it for them. I add to this idea: To simulate the thrills of a slot machine, this investment banker would flash lights at them and make loud noises. One out of a million will double their money on the spot, just to keep it exciting. If you are an investment banker who wants to flash lights and make noises at people who are missing teeth, now you know where to go.
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