Advice: Do not hide your bottom
I've decided not to censor myself on this important topic. So colleagues and clients, you now get to know some things about me you'd probably rather not. Look away if you must.
I don't want to see gentlemen wearing really tight pants. However, this whole saggy-bottom business is for the birds. Now before you think that makes me sound like a grandma (Kids today, with their low pants! Back in my day, men wore suspenders!), hear me out. I bring this up not because I'm old, but because I'm kind of a pervert. I can't be the only one.
So, men, we want to look at your clothed butts. Why you keep hiding the fact that you have a bottom? Fashion industry, help us out here. If a man's only choices are uncomfortably, often unflatteringly tight or bum-maskingly loose, what's a normal dude to do?
A lot of guys may not have much booty to speak of, and many may have buckets of booty that they're trying to hide. I get it. But the vast swath of you in between have no reason to hide. It could very well get you laid. I'm just saying.
I am done being crass. You can look again.
I, like you, am a pervert. I don't mind saying, I am a big fan of ass. What I don't like is seeing the man junk in front (tuck in that moose knuckle, tape it up if you gotta - sometimes, the surprise is worth waiting for).
Note to you gents out there: if you have a hairy butt, make sure you handle it. Nobody wants to bite into a Furby.
Posted by
ManEater |
12/14/2007 3:56 PM
Hear, hear! I agree about everything!
Posted by
l.ementary |
12/14/2007 9:53 PM
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