Mama said knock me up
The mom flew up this weekend for Mother's Day, and we had a smashing time. She is remarkably easy to please and seems to really like and respect me as a person in addition to loving me because I'm her daughter and all. Pretty cool, no?
On the way to my house from the airport, she said the words every almost-30-year-old, hot single dame longs to hear from her mother: "I just want you to know that you now have my permission to have a child out of wedlock." Um ... thanks, Mom.
To make it clear to you, Internet, I was not seeking permission for this. But I've got this permission in my pocket, in case I change my mind. I called "no take backs." Later, she clarified that this meant that I had her begrudging permission to engage in premarital sex, since I am not religious like she is. I am also not Republican like she is, but she didn't mention that. Coming from my mom, it was just her way of saying she trusted me. It was kind of sweet, actually.
About four years ago, she told me that she was glad I was not gay but that if I were, it would be OK with her. So I have her permission to be a gay single mom. I don't know what else I will get permission to do in the coming years. Perhaps an inter-racial relationship?
Her super-favoritest thing we did this weekend was go to the Point Reyes National Seashore and Lighthouse. It didn't hurt that this outing was recommended by Justin. The mom loves her some Justin.
In other news, here's a sneak peak of Chris pretending to be a celebrity pretending to do dishes at Leona's house in an effort to make the public think he's not stuck up.
For more shameless propaganda from the Chris-industrial complex, visit Leona! That boy will do anything and let you photograph it if you promise to put it on the Internet. Good thing Leona and I are wholesome or he could really get into some trouble. People take advantage. I've seen it on "Law & Order: SVU."
On the way to my house from the airport, she said the words every almost-30-year-old, hot single dame longs to hear from her mother: "I just want you to know that you now have my permission to have a child out of wedlock." Um ... thanks, Mom.
To make it clear to you, Internet, I was not seeking permission for this. But I've got this permission in my pocket, in case I change my mind. I called "no take backs." Later, she clarified that this meant that I had her begrudging permission to engage in premarital sex, since I am not religious like she is. I am also not Republican like she is, but she didn't mention that. Coming from my mom, it was just her way of saying she trusted me. It was kind of sweet, actually.
About four years ago, she told me that she was glad I was not gay but that if I were, it would be OK with her. So I have her permission to be a gay single mom. I don't know what else I will get permission to do in the coming years. Perhaps an inter-racial relationship?
Her super-favoritest thing we did this weekend was go to the Point Reyes National Seashore and Lighthouse. It didn't hurt that this outing was recommended by Justin. The mom loves her some Justin.
In other news, here's a sneak peak of Chris pretending to be a celebrity pretending to do dishes at Leona's house in an effort to make the public think he's not stuck up.
For more shameless propaganda from the Chris-industrial complex, visit Leona! That boy will do anything and let you photograph it if you promise to put it on the Internet. Good thing Leona and I are wholesome or he could really get into some trouble. People take advantage. I've seen it on "Law & Order: SVU."
I waited in line for 6 hours for Chris' autograph, but he spit on me. I dislike Celebrity Chris.
Posted by
matt |
5/15/2006 11:39 AM
"Celebrity" is such a raggedy word these days. Seems like any internet whore can claim it.
Posted by
L-ementary |
5/15/2006 11:41 AM
Ooo, I'm loved!
Posted by
Justin |
5/15/2006 11:58 AM
Wow...the Chris-industrial complex. I love it! You've created something new and wonderful, and I think like Eisenhower's famous last presidential speech, it will shape the future of our American lexicon.
Posted by
Anonymous |
5/15/2006 5:33 PM
I think aprons are sexy on a man.
Posted by
luvmunkyb |
5/16/2006 10:31 AM
Even if a man just PRETENDS to do the dishes, this is a step in the right direction for the evolution of the neanderthal. I know this, because I live with one.
Posted by
The Muser |
5/16/2006 8:21 PM
Hey luv. Hope to see you at the media party tonight. I would like to start praticing what your mum preaches, if you catch a bloke's meaning. ;)
Posted by
Limey British Twat |
5/17/2006 5:05 PM
Chris, you look fat in the picture. I promise he looks nicer in real life.
Posted by
Anonymous |
5/17/2006 10:37 PM
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