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Very Important Business Brainstorming


I am a very important editor at a very important newspaper! I have a white board behind my desk to help me keep track of my very important thoughts and diagram very complex ideas.

For instance, what if a friendly robot liked cheese? What would that look like? These are things my readers depend on me to find out. I think for next week's issue, it will be critical that I figure out what would happen if a rascally monkey wore a top hat.

Oh! I love your cheese robot!

I love cheese. Am I a robot?

Not all robots love cheese. And not everyone who loves cheese is a robot. It's a very complicated logic problem. If you were a robot, you would already know that.

The funny thing is that just this morning I was telling Matt that he, being a man, probably smells like cheese every single day. He guffawed, saying "hell no, I smell like Irish Spring!" To which I SHOULD have said, "no, Matt, Robots don't smell like Irish Spring".

Muser: Irish Spring? Ha! I can't even begin to tell you how far off base that is.

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